Your name is KARKLES STRIDER. And a whole bunch of shit happened to you in past weeks. You are currently BLIND, 4 SWEEPS OLD, FEMALE, AND GOD TIER. You a pretty sweet kid, as many tell you. Questions?
But every time I try, my mind goes:

ABORT MISSION, ABORT MISSION!!
YOU ARE JUST GOING TO ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PERSON!
ABORT THE FUCKING MISSION.